Saturday, June 4, 2011

Apparently

You can still pull together a straight orgy at the phone booth.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Barrrring

Barrrring

K- Hello, Phone Booth
Male Caller- I have a question. Would it be inappropriate to come to your bar wearing a short skirt and stockings.
K- No.
Caller- Do other men come to your bar wearing short skirts and stockings?
K- Yes, not very often no. It's not inappropriate for you to come in unless it is, um, kind of inappropriate. (K thinking of past tranny messes)
Caller- When is a good time to come?
K- Well what are you looking for? A friendly bar or a packed bar?
Caller- A packed bar, because, ummmm, I want to get picked up.
K- Come in at night.
Caller- Ok. See you at 10.

Barrrring