Now Richard

Wee Richard

Barrrring

Barrrring

K- Hello, Phone Booth
Male Caller- I have a question. Would it be inappropriate to come to your bar wearing a short skirt and stockings.
K- No.
Caller- Do other men come to your bar wearing short skirts and stockings?
K- Yes, not very often no. It's not inappropriate for you to come in unless it is, um, kind of inappropriate. (K thinking of past tranny messes)
Caller- When is a good time to come?
K- Well what are you looking for? A friendly bar or a packed bar?
Caller- A packed bar, because, ummmm, I want to get picked up.
K- Come in at night.
Caller- Ok. See you at 10.

Barrrring

Barrrring!

K- Hello, Phone Booth.
Caller- Are you there? I need a phone for my grandmother. She can't hear anything.
K- Let me start again. Phone Booth bar.
Caller- So you don't sell phones? She can't hear anything.
K- Well, if you call the phone company they can probably help you.
Caller- Ok... She can't really hear anything, and she can't hear her answering machine.
K- The phone company can probably help you. We only sell drinks here.
Caller- Say, what's your name?
K- I'm hanging up now. Bye.
*click*

*Barrring*
K- Hello. Phone Booth
Caller- Yeah, it's me again. Where are located?
K- 25th and South Van Ness.
Caller- Huh? Yeah?
K- Yeah we are a way out...